Typically most people dislike the dentist, I on the other hand, dislike the eye doctor.
That was until today. I went for treatment with a fabulous doctor here and I realised how much of a wankjacket my previous doctor was.
I wasn’t even bothered when they puffed my eyeballs with air, because directly afterward I got to play video games (something about peripheral vision) and view pictures of my eye, which really help when trying to understand why my vision is so wonky. It’s hard when you have almost perfect vision in one eye and crap vision in the other. It also helped to see why they insist on putting those horrible drops in your eyes; so a picture comparison is always helpful.
Look at my sexy right eye! Hot stuff, I know. It’s suppose to look like that, and I was told I have very nice eyes. But I bet he says that to all the girls…