things i learned today:
when putting on a new toilet seat make sure you go to the washroom first, as the process will take longer than expected (if you have no arm strength like me and a neck injury). if you fail to do this you might be forced to hover in your own home. tres chic.
that my irrational fear of appliances coming to life is not irrational at all, for tonight i witnessed my washing machine dance across the floor, not once, but twice at a rapid speed. so perhaps break dancing would be a better term, as it also made a hole in the wall.
this is what i get for trying to clean the flat for my company visiting this week. i’m done trying to beautify. you can enjoy the dust bunnies because there is no way i’m plugging in the vacuum now.