i love the sound of 30-year-old wallpaper being ripped from the wall.
scratch that. carpet being pulled up is better.
no, ceiling tiles falling down and crashing to the floor.
no, no glass breaking! glass breaking!
ah. nothing goes better with tea then some lovely demolition.
i think i picked the wrong profession. oh look, the train.
actually, perhaps it’s best someone so easily distracted is not operating heavy machinery.