life is 10% terror, 90% Ace of Bass lyrics

This clip totally made my day.
I saw it posted on Facebook via Patton Oswalt.

at least picking out scandinavian names would be interesting

The other day, the Boy and I were discussing what kind of dog we’d like to get. I’d like to get a Boxer, and he wants an Icelandic Sheepdog. I really had no information about this breed, so I listened to his sales pitch, but what was humourous to me was when he was describing [...]

you are in a chair in the sky

now if only typewriters would come down in price

I guess I can stop paying for overpriced Polaroid film on Ebay now.
I’m far too excited for this. I know what I’m asking for this holiday season.
Polaroid will re-launch the legendary Polaroid One Step Camera and is therefore commissioning The Impossible Project to develop and produce a limited edition of Polaroid® branded Instant Films in [...]

fools errand

it’s frustrating dealing with factors that are beyond your control, yet it’s your responsibility to fix them.
i’m told, please think outside the box.
okay, i’ll come back with lofty, yet controlled thoughts.
well, actually think inside the box but consider x, y and z.
okay, perhaps i’ll make a little window here…
yeah, no, come back again and just [...]

wondering…

why the children on this block, mainly the eldest of my landlord’s brood, seem to have started the game:
run screaming into the bushes when allison arrives in the driveway.
i’m wondering if this has anything to do with the trip i made to the rubbish bins with the rolling pin dripping with raspberry on sunday?
hmm. could [...]

i did manage to make a bowie record into a clock though

I bought a television.
It’s all shiny, new, and flat-like, as you can see below (photo is a bit grainy, I’m still operating in a low light zone).
I’ve been having mixed feelings about this piece of technology. I have not had a telly in years, and it makes me a little ill thinking about how much [...]

under pressure

It’s that time of year, the barometer goes all wonky and my head feels like it’s going to explode.
I love fall, but not on days like this. Today I actually lost vision in my left eye from the onset of a migraine and had to go to the hospital.
It was kind of scary only being [...]

limestone

I can’t believe the over blown media coverage Queen’s University homecoming still gets. Read it here.
In my opinion that is most of the problem. The masses do not have good memories, however if you keep bringing up these stories it just adds more fuel. When I was attending uni there, the majority of the people attending [...]

would it not be more interesting…

If this is what came from the Disney/Marvel merger?
More here.