I was watching a George Carlin comedy special on HBO last weekend and these observations made me laugh. I put them on a post-it and just uncovered them today while cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean deleting.
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.
Here’s a random clip, I Got A Lot of Ideas.
Have any great ideas, for things this universe needs?
2 Comments
November 16, 2008 at 11:35 am
I have to admit – I LIKE the kleenex idea. I would buy those.
November 16, 2008 at 11:39 am
Me too. Me too. :)